“Mornin’!” “Good morning.”
“That’s quite a large cock you have.
What does he do then?”
“It’s a long story…
Wakes me at the crack of dawn.”
“Does she not mind, then?”
“Mornin’!” “Good morning.”
“That’s quite a large cock you have.
What does he do then?”
“It’s a long story…
Wakes me at the crack of dawn.”
“Does she not mind, then?”
moonworld 
Reblogged this on Graeme Sandford and commented:
As part of the creative team of Lady Jane Grae (I am the ‘Grae’ bit) I have a part share in the creation of this here haiku. If it wasn’t for the hours spent hunched over a keuboard……….G:)