She was like Piffy on a rock
Such a barmpot
Not so much maudlin
as a mitherer of Mum
When pretending to be ill,
she went up the wooden hill
with a doll and a drum
and a kick up the bum
She was like Piffy on a rock
Such a barmpot
Not so much maudlin
as a mitherer of Mum
When pretending to be ill,
she went up the wooden hill
with a doll and a drum
and a kick up the bum
Jane Sandford 